Now that I have been eating more healthy food such as eggs, broccoli and cauliflower my family has been not so happy. Why?
Stinky farts! Muhahahaha
Well a lot of these foods contain sulfur, and the sulfides and mercaptans create bacteria in my gut. A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) and it’s that last one that makes it stinky. It’s like I have a new super power, I can clear a room in a second. LOL. My dad bet me I wouldn’t post this, thus I had to prove him wrong.
Magnesium pills... does to bodily gas as a match to the ebay washroom post-Josh. :)
ReplyDeleteWow! Well put. If they hate it too much then they can pay for them. LOL
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